I Love You
Until You Have None
You don’t know what you have in your mom until you get a wife, you don’t know what you have in a wife until you get a mistress, you don’t know what you have in a mistress until you have none.
I Like That
- (-: We have different likes and dislikes.
- /-: Yeah, you like me, and I dislike you.
"If Galileo was alive today he would be in Tumblr."
— FEOX
American Boss
- |-: Who died and made the US government boss?
- (-: Better yet, who killed the guy that died and made the US government boss?
Provider
- @starNthamakiN: If a dude can't bring you soup when your sick he's not a provider
- @codeio: Don't forget he need to bring home the bacon too.
"Her way of cleaning up ice off the floor is to let it melt and be absorbed by the carpet."
— FEOX
"It takes two for a successful relationship, one to give the orders, one to take the orders."
— FEOX
Inception-based Alarm Clock
I had a dream that I had woken up at 10 AM and that I was last for work, I panicked and woke up from the dream but it was only 5 AM. Why couldn’t I had dreamt I had $10 million and woken up to only $5 million?
Nothing in Common
- She: These two teams are at the bottom of the league.
- He: Yeah, ... I haven't followed any team.
- She: See, we have nothing in common.
