El Pollo Loco

Why did the pollo cross the border? To get a better life for its pollitos!

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Dirty Bombs

All bombs are dirty bombs, there has never been a neat freak bomb that cleans up after it goes off!

Born in Debt

It used to be that when an American child was born he or she was born free, now American children are born with instant debt and a large hospital bill.

Corrections Corporation

The market solution for a corrections and rehabilitation prison system does not provide the greatest good just captive audience for the higher profit.

Concealed Carry

The reason to have a gun is to protect yourself from other people that have guns, that’s why I carry a concealed surface to air missile.

Back to School

During the summer break, most American kids go to summer camp or church camp while Latino kids go to INS detention camp!

Falling Deep and Hard

Forget falling hard in love, I want to fall deep in sleep.

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NWA DNA

The great thing about finding out that you are .5% black is that you can say the n-word in rap lyrics and don’t have to feel guilty or sound like a racist.

Center of Attention

Why be the fly on the wall when you can be the steaming pile of shit that is attracting all other flies?

The Best of Mediocrity

At whatever I do, I’m not the best and I’m not the worst, I’m just mediocre. That makes me the best at being mediocre.

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