January 2009
13 posts
Hold The Future
(-: What does the future hold for us?
)-: In the future you will be holding a new baby and I'll be holding the bag.
Jan 1st
December 2008
28 posts
Clingy
}-: Stop clinging to the past.
(-: I am not. I am trying to cling to the future, but the future doesn't want to cling to me.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
Which is Worse?
)-: Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?
|-: I don't know and I don't care.
Dec 29th
“I haven’t done the dishes in such a long time that the left over milk in a...”
– FEOX
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
40 notes
Dis N Dat
(-: Who dat?
i-: Hood rat.
*-: Tru dat!
Dec 28th
“If you want to be my queen, you need to stop being a princess.”
– FEOX
Dec 27th
“I can’t report on my xmas loot cause jealous elves and hating trolls would...”
– FEOX
Dec 25th
“I need to UPS track the ham down and make sure she doesn’t run away.”
– LSL
Dec 23rd
“I just found out that one of your gifts is in Mesquite, Texas! It is taking the...”
– FEOX
Dec 19th
“The lame duck goes “duck, duck, shooes!”
– FEOX
Dec 16th
Dec 15th
“You got the millionaire attitude, but not the million.”
– FEOX
Dec 15th
“If I lived in India, my pickup like would be “Namaste mamasita!”
– FEOX
Dec 15th
Feel It
(-: Your butt feels nice, what did you do to it?
/-: Oh, I sat on it!
Dec 15th
Work
&-: Don't work too hard!
(-: I know, don't worry.
&-: I know, it was it joke.
Dec 15th
Love
)-: You've hurt me, apologize!
(-: Sorry, but 'love means not having to say your sorry!'
Dec 14th
“If I lived in NY, my pickup like would be “I’m too big to fail!”
– FEOX
Dec 11th
“If I lived in Hawaii, my pickup like would be “ma’-how-low can you...”
– FEOX
Dec 10th
“Wanna hit it and quit it or spoon and fork?”
– FEOX
Dec 9th
“I am making a gingerbread pad so tight that it will be featured on MTV cribs! ...”
– FEOX
Dec 8th
LOLhell
($-: @}->-
!|-: =^.^=
Dec 7th
“Santa Clause broke up the toy union, asked for government bailout money, and...”
– FEOX
Dec 7th
Learn Something
Teacher: Good luck and good reading.
Student: That sounded like good riddance.
Dec 6th
Southern Style
(-%: What kind of style do you think I have?
)-&: Your style is deep friend deep south crispy chicken style.
Dec 6th
Holiday Blame
&: I get nothing but blame for you!
%: See under the xmas tree, that is what I got you, a gift wrapped box full of blame!
Dec 5th
“It’s official, the U.S. economy has been in recession for a year. Why did...”
– FEOX
Dec 2nd