December 2011
9 posts
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Nothing in Common
She: These two teams are at the bottom of the league.
He: Yeah, ... I haven't followed any team.
She: See, we have nothing in common.
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Communication
Her: You never want to communicate.
Him: Communicating is boring.
“You complaining about him complaining, so who is complaining now?”
– FEOX
“She is too much of a perfectionist but far from perfect.”
– FEOX
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Christmas for Atheists
@zachbraff: Dear Atheist friends, Happy Nothing.
@icekinga18: I celebrate Christmas, but I'm atheist. I just don't celebrate Jesus's birth.
@techknow: LOL that's like saying "I drank the Kool-Aid, but I don't like Kool-Aid."
Sounds Like Great Advice
Dude…chill. I’m 31. I’m still younger than girls I slept with when I was 18. There’s nothing about this to be worried about.
- Josh Strike
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Gold Medal Fiancé Finalist
Her: Do you think you are a good fiancé?
Him: I didn't know there was an Olympic competition for the best fiancé.
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Dial Crazy
He: So I'll text you tomorrow.
She: No, don't text me, call me.
He: I thought you don't like to get calls in the middle of watching your show.
She: Yes, but I hate going back and forth texting during my show even more.
He: So no matter how I communicate with you, you'll be upset!