Intentionally Untitled

May 29

“I honestly think I would get you better gifts if you didn’t have a wishlist.” — FEOX

May 27

Work is Never Done

• Manager: Are we close to being done.
• Engineer: We are close to starting.

May 25

pepelipe:

True or False

May 24

We Are All Native Americans

Democratic Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren said that she knows she has Native American ancestry because her mother told her so.  Elizabeth Warren’s mom told me I was the reincarnation of Chief Big Smoking Pipe so I guess I am.

May 20

Interview with a Zombie

• Interviewer: What do you credit as the reason for the cultural interest in the zombie related movies, games, and books?
• Zombie: BRAAAAaaaaiiinnssss.
• Interviewer: So, what are your feelings about zombiexplotation?
• Zombie: BRAAAaaainnnnsss.
• Interviewer: Anything else you would like to say to our audience?
• Zombie: BBBRRRAaaaiiiiiins.

May 16

The 11th Commandment

Thou shalt not giveth a single fuckth.

Heart Race

My heart used to race so fast I used to think it drove a Ferrari, now it feels like it drives a Prius.

May 10

That’s What She Said

Scariest thing a woman has ever said: love me and I’ll never leave you.

Godliness

God is Great! God is Awesome! God is FABULOUS!!!

May 08

“I look towards the future, she looks to the past.” — FEOXY