"I honestly think I would get you better gifts if you didn’t have a wishlist."
— FEOX
Excuses Are For Exes
Some people have a million excuses but none of them ever involves themselves. They are always quick to blame someone or something else, you, the rain, the traffic, the vibes, the cosmic alignment of Saturn and its moons, the Bush foreign policy, the Greek debt crisis, their third grade social studies teacher, Tumblr when it is down, their Facebook friends, a bad burrito, …
Anger is a Choice
- She: Are you going to apologize for making me mad?
- He: Fuck no. I didn't make you mad, you choose to be a bitch and get mad.
What Is Love
- He: I got to go.
- She: okay baby, I love you.
- He: I also think of you in a positive fashion.
"Where I suffer from Attention Deficit Disorder she has Attention Diva Disorder where she wants all the attention on her."
— FEOX
I Like That
- (-: We have different likes and dislikes.
- /-: Yeah, you like me, and I dislike you.
"Her way of cleaning up ice off the floor is to let it melt and be absorbed by the carpet."
— FEOX
Communication
- Her: You never want to communicate.
- Him: Communicating is boring.
Dial Crazy
- He: So I'll text you tomorrow.
- She: No, don't text me, call me.
- He: I thought you don't like to get calls in the middle of watching your show.
- She: Yes, but I hate going back and forth texting during my show even more.
- He: So no matter how I communicate with you, you'll be upset!
Listen
- She: I'm giving you a compliment for listening to me.
- He: I don't think that is a compliment.
