That’s What She Said
Scariest thing a woman has ever said: love me and I’ll never leave you.
A Phone Call Away
How come I can feel your period even though I am 100 miles away?
Unhappy Endings
All it takes is for one person in the relationship to be unhappy before both of them are unhappy. I’ve been so unhappy for such a long time that even thinking of the time when we used to be happy feels like cheating, like if I was reminiscing of a former lover or ex-girlfriend.
Until You Have None
You don’t know what you have in your mom until you get a wife, you don’t know what you have in a wife until you get a mistress, you don’t know what you have in a mistress until you have none.
Nothing in Common
- She: These two teams are at the bottom of the league.
- He: Yeah, ... I haven't followed any team.
- She: See, we have nothing in common.
